Entry FeedThis past week I've heard things from the kids, and one from a friend, that have made me laugh out loud.
A friend, at dinner, was asking about my ballet class. She asked about the "pole" we used for exercise. Nope - it is a ballet barre! Made me laugh. It is definitely not that kind of dancing.
Another miss named object came from Daughter, who found extra "sushi-sticks" in the utensil drawer. Ummm... chop sticks?
We have a friend of Son One over for sushi. The is verbatim their conversation at dinner (the friend had never tried Sushi before.)
Friend - "Wow! Who knew Chinese food could be so good?"
Me - "Actually, it is Japanese."
Son One - "Whatever. They speak the same language."
Me - "No they don't."
Daughter made me laugh a few times. She wanted to play Vampire Slayer with me while I was busy checking email. Thinking I was ignoring her (I sort of was) she yelled, "Put the god-damn cape around your neck!"
Son Two also had some good comments this week.
Yesterday we were downtown and he said, "Handicapped people are so lucky! They just have to press a button and we have to push the whole door open." Yes, we had a talk.
On the subway last week he also asked me (loud enough for everyone to hear) "Mommy, are you taking any medicine so that you don't have any more babies?"
Yeah, I bet you are wondering how I handled that one on the TTC, aren't you?