Entry Feed6:05 AM this morning. I am running through a dark park, getting eaten alive by mosquitoes. Remind me why I am doing this again? Oh yeah. The seven pounds I gained this summer. Here's a thought - since it isn't exactly that I want to be athletic, I just want to lose weight and look better, how about if I stop this crazy AM bootcamp workout, and just stop eating. How's that for a plan?
Damn - the bugs were horrible! And it was humid and sticky and gross out. The last official full day of summer. Still dark at 6:30 am.
I brought bug-spray, but it doesn't seem to deter these crazy blood suckers. The woman beside me had a profound thought - we wouldn't hate these mosquitoes quite so much if they were sucking out our fat instead of our blood. Get on that - you genetic engineers - why don't you? That would be useful. Fat sucking mutant mosquitoes. You'd probably have to make them at least the size of a chihuahua before they would make a dent in my hips.
YAY! Because of these flying vermin we get to skip the abs part of the workout. We never skip abs. Sure, I'll do them as soon as I get home...
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