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Human cloning. In the past, I was firmly against human cloning. But after spending some time on my spring and summer calendar, I have actually found a need for it.
Son One needs to be cloned. He loves being busy, and has never said no to an activity. The problem is that as he gets older, and more competitive, it isn't a single time slot for each. Lacrosse is the easiest, as it only runs on Saturdays. But it could be from 11 am - 4 pm. We just got the T-Ball schedule, and even without additional practices, he could have games any day of the week. There are already 4 conflicts between T-Ball and Lacrosse.
Next I added soccer. Keep in mind, this is still Son One. More T-Ball/Soccer conflicts. Then summer hockey - Soccer/Hockey conflicts.
I have determined that I need at least 3 versions of Son One to attend all off his games, 4 if I want all of the practices attended as well. Maybe I should just have a version of Son One made for each of his sports. Except that he actually likes playing all of them, so I would have to rotate the clones so they have fun.
I should also clone myself 4 or 5 times. This would allow me to drive him everywhere, and still take Son Two to soccer, hockey or t-ball (BTW I also need to clone Son Two as there is a T-Ball/Hockey conflict in his schedule). Maybe with a 6th clone I could even spend some time with Daughter.