Entry FeedI just found out that my husband "hasn't had a chance" to read my blog yet. Apparently, he has been really busy the past few weeks.
At first I was annoyed. Then I realized the amazing opportunity this afforded me. I could lie, and no one would know (well, except my sister who sometimes comments. But let's be honest - she throws things so her credibility may already be shot.)
I could tell you that last night for dinner I made the most amazing beef stroganoff. Really, it sucked. But seeing as Husband and I were the only two who tried it, and he isn't going to check, I could lie.
I could also tell you that I am 5 ' 9", 115 lbs, and I used to model but now I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 per day. I am a wonderful mother who never yells, always keeps an impeccable home, and my children never misbehave.
You might figure out that most of that is a lie. OK - all of it. And I guess if I were perfect, or my life was, then this wouldn't be that interesting to read anyway.
Maybe my husband can't read, and is just too embarrassed to tell me. Instead he claims to be "too busy" to log on and read. Hmm... maybe that is it. Or maybe, just maybe, he really has been busy lately.
Honey - if you are reading this. Thanks. I love you!
He can read...he just doesn't know how to use the computer!